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[06 Jun 2004|01:15am]

hello can somebody plz tell me how 2 masturbate if i dont have genitals. cause all i got down in my ~Private~ area is dough. so i cant rely touch myself down there. maybe i culd rub my belly very sensually, since it is so sensitive? any other ideas?


do you believe in a thing called love?.

second! [20 Feb 2004|10:46am]

[ mood | bouncy ]

o this community is so sexy...dont u wish u were as cool as us...well it'lll never happen but u can dream

just remember is someone you like is wearing an ugly hat and she asks you to give her your honest opinion just say "what a lovely chapeau! but if i may make a teensy suggestion? if it blows off dont chase it"

bye bye lovey <3K

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1 believe*** do you believe in a thing called love?.

first! [20 Feb 2004|12:16am]

[ mood | blah ]

hello. we arent that disturbed, i swear. this is a random community.

"too bad lassie didnt know how to ice skate, because then if she was in Holland on vacation in winter and someone said "Lassie, go skate for help", she could do it."
--Jack Handy

2 believe*** do you believe in a thing called love?.

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